BowLift | Funny Christmas Decoration

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🤣 They're back! 12 hilarious Christmas ornaments - oh my, don't wait!

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Santa visits your wild imagination...
Happy freakin' Christmas!
Fresh and absolutely true
Tail
Sperm glass
I adore Christmas, heck yes!
Christmas makes me a bit less crazy
Thunder-shit
Mess everywhere
Get lost
Scram
Christmas season - Camel Toe and Wine

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70mm
Constructed from plastic
Golden topper

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1 *Humorous Christmas ornament

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